baikal seal looking at you.
the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:
the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:
i'll pirate anything if i feel like it. even if i have it. oh i don't wanna go grab that bluray from my shelf i will just pirate it. i'll pirate free shit i don't fucking care
(via david)
This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.
horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses
this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.
and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake
what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous
fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses
you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog
also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina
and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme
I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme
YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME
AYO???????
So this is in the world I’ve been using for my screenshot redraws!!!! Or at least the 2 most recent ones- so!
Seed: 5742613388566557154
Cords for this: XYZ -1009.381 / 64 / 3247.715
Unmute !
POV: You are Simba
Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.
you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be
until suddenly you know
There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.
THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY
you know that part in the future past dlc where lucina is like "baptize me in fire" ? yeah i think about that a lot
